Monkey-Banana jokes, how droll!
Real pinball fans won't even have to pay!
Hulk smash your inferior pinball sims!
We are scarred. And scared.
Mother Nature is gonna need an adult.
Want to buy some PlayStation Vita games before you even have your PlayStation Vita? Today's your lucky day!
It paints a pretty picture.
What, you mean the first folks to publically admit they had a dev kit are making a game?!
Want a Vita? FOR FREE? Before it's in stores?! How much damage can your digestive track take?
Dying to know how much a 3G data plan for PlayStation Vita will cost you? Have we got a treat for you.
That's a lot o' PlayStations sold all around the world.
Now that is something worth being thankful for.
Want to get your hands on this thing early? We know how.
Just don't let your S.O. know that this is why you're skipping Valentine's Day.
It's Pikmin gone terribly, terribly wrong.
Holy unexpected news! What did we do to deserve this my lord?
The blobs are back in town... and you've got them in the palm of your hand!
Like clockwork, with a new Sony platform comes a new installment in the franchise.
Here it is, your quick run-down of the hardware, the games and, most importantly how it all feels in our post-E3 wrap-up.
And we couldn't be happier about it!