So you're telling us we're supposed to use tilt and bounce gameplay to guide these singing blob-looking creatures across a bunch of wacky, vibrant worlds? ...We'll do it!
Everyone's favourite jelly-like creatures could be bouncing their way onto the PSP and PS3 platforms, sooner than you think.
Those press kits don't upload themselves, you know! We present to you smorgasbord of screens n' movies from all the big publishers and their respective showcases.
We may not have the staff of the big guys, but we can update like 'em! Hundreds of movies and screens are coming your way, and this is where you can see 'em all.
And there's a very cute reason why you'll want it.
UK gamers will soon be shelling out Â£20 less for the system, while the rest of Europe can enjoy a pretty new price point of â‚¬169.99.
Dear lordy, it's a cute overload! Feast your eyes on a ton of new shots, plus our first trailer of the game in action.
Aww, Halloween-themed LocoRoco screens! Ok, now we're totally in the festive mood... and the mood to play more LocoRoco.
A poor attempt at alliteration, yes, but we know someone at Sony's bound to be sounding off over their stellar E3 line-up.
Better yet, LocoRoco, what with it rolling to retail today and all.
You must buy this game. The power of LocoRoco compels you!
The name says it all, doesn't it? No? Well, um, then here's some hands-on impressions.