Race Driver Finishes in Stores
Oh, fine, Mr. Smart Guy, you come up with a better headline. Oh, hey, that's pretty good, can we use i-- well FINE!
Published: May 30, 2006
Yes, we know, we just told you about Race Driver 2006 going gold, and we mentioned in that very news story that it would be shipping on the 30th, but, well, it's a slow news day, and we're just trying to find ways to keep ourselves busy. Throwing stuff at Kyle got bored like 20 minutes ago, so, hey, new news story.
Unfortunately, that's the whole news story (that the game is shipping, not that it's getting old to throw stuff at Kyle, that's old news). Seriously, if we could bust out some kind of handy quote from someone high up at Codemasters, we're sure they're just tickled pink that they're shipping the game, (it does sport 12-player WLAN games, and a whopping four players can play with just one UMD thanks to Game Sharing, and it does feature up to 21 cars on the screen at the same time, but then you knew that, didn't you?)
So instead we'll make up a quote to fill space, because that's the way TPS rocks it.
"Race Driver 2006 is one of those games you just don't see on the PlayStation Portable Entertainment System of Justice from Sony©®™," droned TotalPlayStation.com Editor-in-Chief Sam Bishop, "I mean, if there's one genre that the PSP is really lacking right now it's racing gam--OHGODWHATISTHAT?!" He was eaten moments later by an escaped set of sentient chinchilla earmuffs.
See? That wasn't so tough. Now we're gonna go call Sentient Headwear Control before this thing eats more of the staff. Oh... Ohgod... too la-
Unfortunately, that's the whole news story (that the game is shipping, not that it's getting old to throw stuff at Kyle, that's old news). Seriously, if we could bust out some kind of handy quote from someone high up at Codemasters, we're sure they're just tickled pink that they're shipping the game, (it does sport 12-player WLAN games, and a whopping four players can play with just one UMD thanks to Game Sharing, and it does feature up to 21 cars on the screen at the same time, but then you knew that, didn't you?)
So instead we'll make up a quote to fill space, because that's the way TPS rocks it.
"Race Driver 2006 is one of those games you just don't see on the PlayStation Portable Entertainment System of Justice from Sony©®™," droned TotalPlayStation.com Editor-in-Chief Sam Bishop, "I mean, if there's one genre that the PSP is really lacking right now it's racing gam--OHGODWHATISTHAT?!" He was eaten moments later by an escaped set of sentient chinchilla earmuffs.
See? That wasn't so tough. Now we're gonna go call Sentient Headwear Control before this thing eats more of the staff. Oh... Ohgod... too la-