“Hey, hasn’t it been about a year since the last Need for Speed game?” You ask yourself aloud, knowing full well that your cat can’t really tell you (it’s horribly disorganized and doesn’t even own a calendar, silly). Well, it has been, and only you and random date-tracking savants knew that. Congrats, you get a cookie.

EA knows this, and they ain’t no punk bitches. They’re gonna get you your Need for Speed game, and they’re going to make sure it’s Most Wanted. Ho hoooo, get it? That was a reference to the title of the game, which is Need for Speed Most Wanted, in case that was too vague. In fact, if you’re feeling extra saucy, you can pick up a Black Edition that comes with a DVD filled with extra behind the scenes stuff. And it’s black, man, like your heart.

Still feel like you’re entitled to more? Fine, Spanky, if you get the PSP version, you’ll get the chance to play as the law, dropping into a suped-up police cruiser in Tuner Takedown mode. And you can only do it in said PSP version. There, feel special? You should, because you are.

All versions of the game, including the portable ones, will hit shelves Thursday (that’s the 17th, don’t go looking for that calendar, your cat stole it), so get your cash handy.