See, you can tell it's a slow-ish news day when we make dookie jokes in our news headlines. Honestly, the headline, like this entire lead-in, is really just a way to pad the news story to make things more interesting (and hilarious, right?), but you see it's worked because already we've managed to make one sentence last an entire paragraph and yet said absolutely nothing. So what's say we actually get into the details, hmmmm?

Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops Plus has gone gold and effectively done, waiting only to be mass produced by Sony.

Awwww, crap, that's all we've got. See, look what you gone and did, you didn't let us ramble on long enough before actually giving you the news. Well hell, now what are we gonna do? We could yammer on and on and on about how Plus is an update to the totally jawsome MGS: Portable Ops that includes characters from Metal Gear Solid 4 like Old Snake, an increased focus on multiplayer (in fact, the whole game is multiplayer with the exception of the new "Infinity Mission" that basically dupes online play offline with increasingly complex and challenging objectives)... Oh! Wait! We could probably just end the news story all abrup





















Portable Ops Plus ships on November 13th, FYI.