Dynasty Warriors Vol. 2. There, see? We don't mess around here at TotalPlayStation. We write a cyptic headline and a teasing strapline -- bam that shiz is explained in the first freakin' paragraph, son! It's just how we do things around here. Get used to it. We don't change for nobody. Unless you're incredibly hot and tripped and fell and ended up with really big boobs on top of that hotness. Then we change, but just for you.

Oh, right, so DW Vol. 2 has shipped to stores. In fact, if you're really lucky, you'll probably find a copy in you local game store today. Gasp! We know, it's crazy, but it's also true. And really, what else needs to be said? If you don't know what a Dynasty Warriors game is by now, there's really no saving you. Seriously, there's like 16 of them released a year. KOEI has factories that literally shoot pressed discs out into the open air where hundreds of thousands of crazed fans fight to catch them. No, really, we saw it once.

Unfortunately, we also saw the finished game a while back and... well, let's just DW on the PSP should RIP. See, not only can we be clever, but we can be a little cruel too. But seriously, if you're at all curious about the game, feel free to check out our review to see exactly why we aren't our usual game-pushing chipper selves when it comes to this outing. Better yet, take the money you were going to spend on DW and throw it at Samurai Warriors, that was a much better execution.

Or you know, y'know, not listen to us and buy the game anyway. The choice is yours, fancy pants.... choose wisely.