Grand Theft Auto IV is Out
Yo, why are you reading this instead of playing the game?
Published: April 29, 2008
I know you're asking why this game isn't in our normal [Shipping Out] but you have to understand. This isn't just some game release, this is THE game release. You know what I'm talking about. The one, the only, Grand Theft Auto IV.
Not only did the game hit the scene with a mighty fine gangsta lean, but it completely destroyed online sites and magazines across the world with “10s.” People are going bonkers for this thing. Did you hear me? Grand Theft Auto IV was released today!
It's available! And it should be in your hands. If it's not, what is your malfunction? Get it. Now.
Not only did the game hit the scene with a mighty fine gangsta lean, but it completely destroyed online sites and magazines across the world with “10s.” People are going bonkers for this thing. Did you hear me? Grand Theft Auto IV was released today!
It's available! And it should be in your hands. If it's not, what is your malfunction? Get it. Now.