Hopefully by now you've gotten a chance to clean yourself off a little, what with crawling out of that cave you've been living in for the past couple of days. How else are we going to explain how it is that the Grand Theft Auto IV trailer came and went and we are the first place to actually show it to you? Yeah, yeah, we know, we're slow and lame and whatever. If you're reading this, then there's a possibility (however slim) that you may not have seen the trailer yet.

Well now you have no excuse. Scroll up, click the movies link and be amazed. Oh, and if you want to see the game in stills? Yeah, we've got some new screenies too. Yes, we love you too.