Yeah, sure, you might be kinda tired of the Samurai Warriors games, and after like 23,498,223 of the Dynasty Warriors games you might be getting a little burned out, but what if KOEI were to combine the two into one ultra-powerful session of non-stop beat-em-up action, letting you pick a team of three warriors from seventy-frickin'-seven of the heroes and villains from both franchises, would you be exited then?

Well fine, then, jerk, see if we care! Those of us who are still retarded enough to love the games after playing a bazillion re-iterations of the same thing (see also: Madden fans) can rejoice at the news that [game=]Warriors Orochi[/i] has finally gone gold. We took a brief peek at the game a few weeks back and were not entirely surprised to find that we got pretty damn addicted to the familiar-yet-different gameplay that we've come to know and love over the years. No, it's not really all that different, but sometimes a man needs to hack his way through hundreds of nameless soldiers to make sure that his Square and Triangle Buttons still work, okay?

Okay?