Destroy All Markups!
Rule the world in Pandemic and THQ’s alien invasion for $10 less.
Published: December 12, 2005
Well, we all agree that this is a surprise. Not the fact that THQ knocked the price of Destory All Humans! down by about 20% nooooonononononono, surely not. It’s more the fact that it took this long for the price to go down. Six months after the game first came out and we went all gaga over it and it’s still going for half a Benjamin? Impressive. Italics!
If you haven’t checked out the game yet, by all means, do take a clicky-poo on the name of the game up there. That’ll take you to the game page where you can slurp up the screenshots and buy the game because our review is so convincing and we’re totally not just saying that so we can get a tiny commission off the sale. Nope, not one bit.
Just like THQ didn’t really need to make up a random quote from “Crypto” about the new $40 price point, but hey, they did, and now you have to read it. "Pathetic Humans, you cannot resist the might and persuasion of the Furon race. Buy Destroy All Humans! and spread holiday cheer to your family members before I annihilate you all!"
He’s so adorable you could just eat him up. No, no wait, blow him up. Yeaaaah, there we go.
If you haven’t checked out the game yet, by all means, do take a clicky-poo on the name of the game up there. That’ll take you to the game page where you can slurp up the screenshots and buy the game because our review is so convincing and we’re totally not just saying that so we can get a tiny commission off the sale. Nope, not one bit.
Just like THQ didn’t really need to make up a random quote from “Crypto” about the new $40 price point, but hey, they did, and now you have to read it. "Pathetic Humans, you cannot resist the might and persuasion of the Furon race. Buy Destroy All Humans! and spread holiday cheer to your family members before I annihilate you all!"
He’s so adorable you could just eat him up. No, no wait, blow him up. Yeaaaah, there we go.
