Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am… The Game
Makes the homies say “ho!” and the girlies wanna scream!
Published: March 21, 2007
You know you’ve got a gem of a television program when its advertisements are terrorizing enough to throw a major city into hysteria… half a million dollars worth of hysteria. Midway Games sure sees the potential, which is why they’ve decide to give a certain hit Adult Swim series is very own videogame, entitled… Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am. Good luck reciting that to the game store clerk in a few months.
"Aqua Teen Hunger Force is a unique and completely hilarious property," chuckled Steve Allison, chief marketing officer, Midway. "We are working closely with Aqua Teen creators Matt Maiellaro and Dave Willis to bring the tone of the TV show and movie into a video game."
"We are thrilled to be bringing the hilarious antics of Adult Swim's Aqua Teen Hunger Force to a one of kind gaming experience," beamed Christina Miller, VP of Consumer Products for Cartoon Network Enterprises, the network's global merchandising division. "This game will set a new standard for crime-fighting, golf-obsessed, food battles."
Not just a standard, Christina, the standard for crime-fighting, golf-obsessed food battles. After all, how could it not when its genre is as convoluted as its title: an “epic, action-adventure combat golf, cart racing game.”
The adventure begins when Frylock finds himself admitted to the state’s prestigious Jersey Pines Golf Club. Naturally, Master Shake wants in, if only to show those snobbish club members he’s as good as any, and Meatwad kind of just tags along. As you can guess, their classic antics ensue, and suddenly the gentlemen’s game soon becomes a little less reputable as the three proceed to use golf clubs and other course miscellanea just as they intended: to battle the show’s most memorable and, uh, not-so-fearsome villains.
"This golden chalice represents a new age in gaming, the likes of which has never before been seen on this planet. The weak will tremble at the awesomeness of our full color, hand-made graphics!" uttered creators Maiellaro and Willis simultaneously and in unison.
The weak will indeed suffer, big time, when Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am hits the PS2-exclusive links this fall. The April 13th release of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters should have you pretty hyped for it.
"Aqua Teen Hunger Force is a unique and completely hilarious property," chuckled Steve Allison, chief marketing officer, Midway. "We are working closely with Aqua Teen creators Matt Maiellaro and Dave Willis to bring the tone of the TV show and movie into a video game."
"We are thrilled to be bringing the hilarious antics of Adult Swim's Aqua Teen Hunger Force to a one of kind gaming experience," beamed Christina Miller, VP of Consumer Products for Cartoon Network Enterprises, the network's global merchandising division. "This game will set a new standard for crime-fighting, golf-obsessed, food battles."
Not just a standard, Christina, the standard for crime-fighting, golf-obsessed food battles. After all, how could it not when its genre is as convoluted as its title: an “epic, action-adventure combat golf, cart racing game.”
The adventure begins when Frylock finds himself admitted to the state’s prestigious Jersey Pines Golf Club. Naturally, Master Shake wants in, if only to show those snobbish club members he’s as good as any, and Meatwad kind of just tags along. As you can guess, their classic antics ensue, and suddenly the gentlemen’s game soon becomes a little less reputable as the three proceed to use golf clubs and other course miscellanea just as they intended: to battle the show’s most memorable and, uh, not-so-fearsome villains.
"This golden chalice represents a new age in gaming, the likes of which has never before been seen on this planet. The weak will tremble at the awesomeness of our full color, hand-made graphics!" uttered creators Maiellaro and Willis simultaneously and in unison.
The weak will indeed suffer, big time, when Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am hits the PS2-exclusive links this fall. The April 13th release of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters should have you pretty hyped for it.