From time to time, because we love you and not because a bunch of really cool people working at a PR agency for a publisher contact us out of the blue, we end up with a few extra copies of games. Rather than, say, paying our slave labor staff with something beyond complements, I'd apparently rather crush their spirits by offering up said free games to you, our loyal readers.

Why?

Because we love you, I already explained that. Try to play attention, please?

Now, because we were blessed with such a generous hook-up of two factory-fresh copies of Mini Ninjas from Square Enix (it still feels weird to type that, but don't forget that Square owns Eidos now), we've decided to pass the goodies on to you. Ah, but we're not just going to give the pair of copies away to the first two people to ask, that'd hardly be fair. No, you're going to have to work for it.

You will deliver unto us, in the comments section below... a ninja rap. Ninjas and rapping have long gone together, so if you need a little inspiration, you can always let Mr. Rob Van Winkle be your guide. Yep, we're looking for something on the level of Vanilla Ice here, so don't hurt yourself too much. Make it funny and you'll walk away with one of the two copies of the game we have. Simple, no?

And yes, that also means you'll have to register for the site if you haven't yet, but how else are we going to let you know you've won? No fake info in the profile, got it? Otherwise, have fun, be creative, and hopefully Io Interactive's adorable pint-sized assassins will be yours! Think of it as our (and by that we mean Square and Relate PR's) way of saying thanks for visiting TPS. Happy Holidays!