Oh, what a fitting title. After a particularly… interesting bender about a week ago, I decided it might be a good idea to swear off the hooch for a while, and it’s actually done wonders for productivity (I mean, have you seen TPS lately? We’re actually updating again!). Without my normal haze to cloud the daily routine of playing through all manner of crap games, though, it’s been something of a quest to actually keep my brain active. I’ve become a complete Jeopardy! junkie again (though not the PS3 game — we actually shelled out $15 here at the office and were so horribly disappointed that we wished there was a way to get PSN refunds; how can you have multiple-choice Jeopardy!? And without Trebek? Naaaah, bad mojo, that one), but then I’ve always been something of a game show die-hard to begin with.

Maybe that’s why I took so quickly to the Buzz! series in the first place. The PS2 games had just the right blend of smarmy host quips (it’s always important when the contestants get berated a little by a high-and-mighty emcee, after all) and great questions, plus a ton of different categories that usually ended up leveling the playing field a few times to keep those that would try to pull ahead by answering every question like their life depended on it (it’s called “The Sam Technique” around here for a reason, I suppose). Even when getting pies to the face constantly, though, the game was a blast, and we’d even turned it into a drinking game well before the PS3 version came out.

When it did, Sony was actually cool enough to send over beer and pizza (a seriously welcome gesture, as it was Round Table, and it literally disappeared from its little cardboard cage in about five minutes. Yes, we’re an office of Round Table lovers. The Heineken Light? I think there’s still three or four o’ those in the fridge, and we keep trying to pawn ‘em off on PR folks that stop by to no avail (what, no drinking at 11AM? Surely you jest!). In any event, Buzz! Quiz TV — that’s the PS3 one, mind you. Was a big hit here too, though that’s hardly surprising.

What did surprise, us, though, was how comparatively trimmed-down the whole experience was when it moved to the PS3. Yes, the graphics were quite nice and the game itself was classic Buzz!, but there were fewer modes and, it seemed, a few more repeats in the supplied questions, which had shrunk by a couple thousand. Granted, there was now the ability to create your own quizzes (some of which were pretty awesome, actually) and share them online, but clearly there was something else planned.

Turns out (surprise, surprise) that Sony had planned to release multiple themed question packs (about 500 Qs apiece), and have since rolled out Comedy, National Geographic: Safari, National Geographic: Undersea, Sci-Fi, Videogames and Horror Quiz Packs since the game hit back in September, which isn’t a bad run. For whatever reason (likely because we’ve all been insanely busy over the Holidays), I never really had the itch to jump in, but when Sony kicked over a code for things, I really couldn’t resist anymore.

The American Culture Quiz Pack is, surprisingly, pretty awesome. Any downloaded Quiz Packs just become an extra category, but they won’t always crop up, meaning you won’t burn through the 500 questions in week or something. American Culture pretty much covers the gamut of US geography, music technology, history, politics, people, places and so on, so there’s plenty of variety. I am starting to get a little burned out on how easy a lot of these questions are (and yeah, I understand, they have to make it accessible for anyone who drops coin for ‘em, but still). I also didn’t pick up on a whole lot of (if any; it’s been a while) new comments from Buzz himself, which the PS3 version desperately needs (especially if you’re playing solo, as it’s literally the same lines over and over and over and over…), but content-wise, things are exacty as billed.

Despite any little gripes I might have about things, running through the questions here both by myself and with some of the other staffers has definitely rekindled my interest in picking Buzz! up again, and we’ve already decided that we’d be stupid not to have some kind of contest (sadly, no drinking for me) with the Videogame Pack, so I’ll probably be grabbing that this week. If we make something fancy of it, I’ll be sure to update you guys with pics of the debauchery. Something tells me it’s going to end with Sunny making me shave my head or something. On second thought, maybe pics are a bad idea.

You may have seen our story recently on the recent firmware 2.40 update and all the (potential) deliciousness it brings. We actually shied away from going all-out on pimping it because we were told from multiple dev sources that it was very much a foundation for stuff going forward. I even personally tried to tell forumgoers elsewhere that it was something that was going to take time to really gain traction.

The reality of what 2.40 adds to the PlayStation 3 experience is something that isn’t exactly tangible from the get-go. Yes, you have custom soundracks. Yes, you have Trophies, which to me is huge because rather than an arbitrary number, you now have that and an RPG-style level. Why the hell this is more engrossing to me than GamerPoints has actually caused me a bit of concern. There is quite literally zero difference between the two in the grand scheme of things; it’s still just a number, but something about the idea of “leveling up” based on grabbing Bronze, Silver and Gold trophies is, admittedly, intoxicating.

We don’t even have a full-fledged game yet patched (at least at the time of this blog) that supports the idea of the “Platinum Trophy” (you get it for earning all the Bronze/Silver/Gold Trophies, and it gives you, in effect, an “experience boost” for nailing ‘em all). But I want it. I don’t even know why I want it, but I do. It’s the RPG nut in me, and duplicative though it may be toward Microsoft’s Achievements, something about it being not another number yet, yes, still another number amazes me.

But 2.40 isn’t perfect. It went well for most of our systems, but Warren’s machine has bucked and decided to restart at random times. Still other tales persist on forums across these here tubes that tell a far more frightening tale: PS3s are getting bricked. We’ve contacted Sony, but not after all this rabble has eased a little, to hopefully get an official comment on things (we’ll let you know when we know).

It does seem that this is an issue commonly tied to people that opted to go the very route that Sony had allowed and upgraded their hard drives. In many cases, this includes the 40GB folks, which, aside from the Metal Gear Solid bundle, have already had to suffer no PlayStation 2 backwards compatibility if they wanted to play someting other then PS3 and PS one games. The (relatively) meager storage space was also a reason to throw another hard drive in there.

It does seem the solution so far is to just insert the normal system-ready hard drive back into the PS3. Things update (begrudgingly, if my 30 minutes of literally constant rebooting and searching for an update to Super Stardust HD are any indictation), but we’ll get an official word from Sony here soon… I hope.

If ever you’ve wanted to know the sure-fire sign that it’s a slow news day or there’s a need to fill some space with cheap content, you need only look for a Top ____ List. Top 10, Top 100, Top Boobies, Top Explosions… Yes, they’re sometimes (okay, often — okay, usually) pointless bits of fluff, but this one is different. Why? Because… uh… well, because it has lots of pretty pictures! Also, despite the title, it’s not really Top anything, it’s just our ramblings about what makes us giggle like schoolgirls with excitement.

No, in all seriousness, it’s important because for the past year and half-plus, the PlayStation 3 has been the industry whipping boy and only most of it is self-generated. Thing is, every Sony system takes about two years to get its shiznite in gear and start properly rocking. The only difference this time is that Sony has competition from two different sides and both are doing some things better. So how do they turn things around? Simple: G-A-M-E-S. Software is the key to providing initial attraction and maintaining it into the long term.

Surprisingly, though, both of the other systems either haven’t really talked about what they have coming for this year beyond a select few titles or simply don’t have much right now to show. Sony, on the other hand, is poised to rock a serious block o’ awesome throughout most of this year. Sure, some of these games might slip, but at least as a value proposition, this is what gives the PS3 some serious rallying power.

10. Grand Theft Auto IV

Were this a popularity list, all ten entries would be GTA IV. It’s that big. There will not be a more significant game than this one, be it because of the inevitable controversy, the sheer amount of awesomeness burned onto the disc or the fact that people will likely be sharing their experiences with the game for years to come. The only game that will top GTA IV in raw hype will be whatever follow-up Rockstar ends up making. Speaking of hype…

9. Metal Gear Solid 4

Again, if we’re just talking hype here, MGS4 could probably claim its own list. The fact that every person we’ve talked to that has finished the game talk about it in a kind of hushed reverence should say a thing. Will be it amazing? Oh yes — the only question is how amazing?

8. WipEout HD

Who would’ve thought the MotorStorm a modified version of the Formula One CE Engine was this flexible. Not only does WipEout HD look amazing (especially the new living equalizer that is Zones Mode), it also runs like a dream in bullet point-friendly 1080p/60fps. Just like WipEout games should. The fact that we’re capitalizing that E should show just how big a fan of the series we are, but don’t worry. After playing the bestest HD anti-grav racer ever, you will too, just watch.

7. SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Confrontation

Ahaaa, but the PS3 isn’t quite done with kicking out the brown straight to your peepers just yet. No, there’s still trrrstststsss to kill In the Name of Freedom with SOCOM Confrontation. Sure, the single-player part of the series may have hit a peak a while back, but the online is still one of the franchise’s biggest draws. With Confrontation, all that pesky offline stuff is ditched for a pure multiplayer experience that’s… well, considering we only got a peek almost a year ago, we’re gonna go ahead and say with a bit of faith that it’s going to be fun.

6. Home

Laugh all you want, buddy; Home is more than just a Second Life clone. Sure, there’s all the chatting/customization crap, but this is also the portal to 3D representations of your Accomplishments in games. Yes, virtual trophies are our reason for looking forward to a graphical chat room. But hey, it worked for Gamerscores, right?

5. Resistance 2

You might notice there’s no link to a game page with tons of screens and movies here like there is in the titles of all the other games. Why? Because Insomniac Games hasn’t been kind to gift us with pretty, pretty pictures of their new epic yet. So why is it on the list, you may ask? Because, silly person, the first game was rad-tastic and with the promise of 60-player online multiplayer, a completely separate 8-person co-op campaign, a full single-player game and all the crazy ass advancements that Insomniac has been making to their core engine, it would take a miracle for the game to not blow us away. So there.

4. MotorStorm 2

Oh, hey, another game without pictures? All these words are starting to get in the way, we know. Here’s the difference, though: we’ve got video of this one. G’head, click the title of the game there and check out the teaser trailer under the Movies link. See if that doesn’t just make your pants just a liiittle bit tighter. Don’t worry, it’s probably just the end of the trailer. Probably.

3. Killzone 2

Words can’t properly describe how technically impressive Killzone 2 is. Not even still pictures can illustrate just how close Guerilla Games came to the infamous CG trailer (yeah, that one). Luckily, we have a trailer of it just for you, at the link just above. Honestly, we don’t even care if the game turns out good (okay, we care, we do), those visuals are going to justify HDTVs all over the place.

2. LittleBigPlanet

Truly, there may never be a more “awwwwww”-worthy game on the PS3 in its entire lifespan. Not only is LittleBigPlanet contender for Game of the Year already (and we’ve only played like an hour of it so far), but it represents a grab-the-bull-by-the-horns approach to embracing and channeling user-driven content like few games ever can. The charm is undeniable. The freedom is incredible. The creation of giant levels filled with blocky penis-like shapes will be unstoppable.

1. How to Destroy Your Credit in One Year: The Game

Ah, the most gripping and visceral of them all. The one game on this list that will stand head and shoulders above all else. Yes, kids, it’s The Game… of Life. This list, Sony-development-heavy though it may be, really only represents a sliver of what the PlayStation 3 is going to get that already registers as a 7.8 or higher on the Awesome-O-Meter. There is a ton of incredible content not only on the PS3, but on just about every system out there this year, which means that the greatest battle of all will be on our poor, defenseless bank accounts.

They will be drained, oh yes. They will be drained.

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